God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh..    

- Voltaire    

When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. And that is my religion.  

- Abraham Lincoln      

I think greed is healthy. You can be greedy and still feel good about yourself.   

- Ivan Boesky

Two all beef patties special sauce lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.

- Needham, Harper & Steers